Demons stay in Hell, huh?

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Stranger: hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: where r u from?
You: I'm from hell. you?
Stranger: heaven
You: cool. wanna fight?
Stranger: about?
You: oh, you know, the earth?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: u 1st
You: aw, too bad. I'm a real hugger. I hate violence. why are people always so prejudiced about us who are from hell?
Stranger: hehe...i was jus bein a nice heavenly being n giving u the start
You: true, true
Stranger: so y r u ppl from hell so bent on makin earth like where ur from?isnt the change nice?
You: well, yeah. but everyone wants to extend the borders of their own countries, right? why should we be different?
You: besides, the earth is far better of a litter warmer. too much ice as it is, but we're working on it
Stranger: yea, ur pretty effective...personally i prefer some mild climate
You: but that gets boring after a while, don't you think?
You: I mean, why settle for spring whan you can have summer?
Stranger: God does like an occasional thuderstorm...shows how awesome he is
Stranger: so tell me about hell
You: it's freakin hot
Stranger: n u wanna make earth like that:D
You: yep, I do. it's not fair that we should be the only ones with that problem
You: and too much screaming fo me, I can't sleep because of all the agonized cries from everywhere
Stranger: y dont u quit?
Stranger: there's place in heaven
You: hmmm. I don't think I would fit very well, but thanks for asking
Stranger: its nice in heaven
Stranger: all pavements of gold
Stranger: and gr8 music ALL the time
You: sounds expensive with gold pavements. we use tar
You: bit sticky, but it works
Stranger: doesnt the good music tempt u?
You: ahw, the music here isn't too bad. it's actually the only thing that makes living here worth it.
Stranger: but u jus said there's a lot of screaming
Stranger: u keep contradicting urself :)
Stranger: there's an answer for everything inheaven
You: well, I wouldn't really call screams music, I'm not that awful just because I'm a demon in hell
You: anyways, the music is louder than the screams, but just during the day. they shut it down at night so that people can sleep. most of them are too used to the screaming to care. not me, though, as I said before, it really bothers me.
Stranger: why do u hang out on earth?
You: no computers in hell. ironic, huh?
Stranger: y not?
You: the keep getting to hot and explode or melt
Stranger: hehe
You: really annoying, actually
Stranger: we dont need computers in heaven
Stranger: God knows everything
You: hm, I guess that would help. Satan's not quite as awesome as God, unfortunately...
You: you know, I think I changed my mind
You: is there still room for me in heaven?
Stranger: always
You: okay, on my way
You: see you soon my angelic friend
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